16 Funny Quotes on Work That Will Make You Laugh
Laughter is the best medicine. Here are some funny work quotes that you can relate to.
We all need a little break and fun from work sometimes. Whether you’re on a coffee run or a bathroom break, enjoy these funny at work quotes that will make you laugh out loud.
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When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.
Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss’s job.
That moment your alarm clock goes off in the morning and you don’t know whether to get dressed or fake an illness.
Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.
My cell phone is acting up, I keep pressing the home button but when I look around, I’m still at work.
My boss is like a baby, screams and wakes me up every half hour.
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The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.
I always give 100% at work! 12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday and 5% on Friday. Welcome back weekend.
I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.
When you wake up at 6 in the morning, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s already 6:45. When you’re at work and it’s 2:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes and it’s 2:31.
Interviewer: So tell me about yourself. Me: I’d rather not.. I kinda want this job.
A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept and the hours are lost.
I am instantly 70% nicer after 3pm on Fridays.
When someone asks where you see yourself in 5 years… Buddy, I’m just trying to make it to Friday.
Have you ever had those days when you are holding a stick and everybody looks like a pinata?
We hope these quotes put a smile on your face as it did for us.
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